Sysadmins should at least pretend to be nice to their users, but we all can think of times when some of them arent. You know how bored you get when works going on and on and on, and nothing interesting is happening, and youre listening to a radio that picks up one station on fm, and its always the station with the least records in the city, about 5, and one of them is. You know how bored you get when works going on and on and on, and nothing interesting is happening, and youre listening to a radio that picks up one station on fm, and its always the station with the least records in the city, about 5, and one of them is youre so vain which wasnt too bad a song until you hear it about 3 times a day for a year, and every time it plays. This pdf contains every bastard operator from hell bofh story written by simon travaglia before its reintroduction at the register. The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by. The bastard operator from hell the complete www edition. If you want to start a main bastardoperatorfromhell page, just click the edit button above.
What is the abbreviation for bastard operator from hell. Exclude ratings general audiences 1 exclude warnings no archive warnings apply 1. The extraordinary tales of the bastard operator from hell bofh and quicklimefetching minion pimply faced youth pfy. Cyber attack against uk power grid middleman elexon sparks inhouse it recovery efforts you cant have it both ways. The bastart operator frae hell bofh, is an imaginary rogue seestem admeenistrator that taks oot his anger on uisers aft cried lossers, his colleagues, bosses an awbody that gets in his wey the term is uised for tae refer tae ony seestem admeenistrator that shaws or wisses he coud get awa wi the qualities o the oreeginal an aw. The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer. I pop the phone off the hook and close the curtains on the observation window. If you have any questions, or need the bot to ignore the links, or the page altogether, please visit this simple faq for additional information. I ask him to forward all the complaints to me and that. The term is uised for tae refer tae ony seestem admeenistrator that shaws or wisses he coud get awa wi the qualities o the oreeginal an aw. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by the very forces of nature, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. The operators of these pages are responsible for their content.
Leigh is a determined, successful businessman whose employees refer to as the bastard boss. Please click button to get the bastard operator omnibus. I dunno, maybe i should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, ive got a cold and i. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastard s own jotter pad by the very forces of nature itself, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. The bastard operator from hell is a kind of sys admin folk legend.
I reassign null to be the tape device its so much more economical on my time as i dont have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. The bastard operator from hell is off to the movies. Its been going on for about 10 years, all of which is archived, so if that one doesnt tease your fancy, maybe some of those will. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by the very forces of nature itself, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. Operator or systems operator or sysop is a historical term for what wed today call a sys admin. Told them to use password retrieval utility called fdisk. Bastard operator from hell 1 include characters clark kent 1 lex luthor 1 bofh 1 pfy 1 include relationships include additional tags. The bofh stories were originally posted in 1992 to. The bastard operator from hell style excuse generator. The trouble with the bastard operator from hell linux journal. Datamation magazine owns the electronic rights to the orgional works of the bofh. I have just modified 4 external links on bastard operator from hell.
The trouble with the bastard operator from hell linux. I saw him leave just after the janitor went in to the sysop room. I get a call from the big boss hes been getting complaints about the trainee bastard operator from hell. If youre not familiar with basic it stuff some of it may. I dunno, maybe i should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, ive got a cold and i need to keep warm if i go into the machine room. I didnt find him to be a bastard at all as a matter of fact i thought he was sexy, charming, generous and sweet as hell. A system administrator with absolutely no tolerance for 10lusers. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastard s own jotter pad by the very forces of nature, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. The bastard operator from hell the complete edition.
Bastard operator from hell often abbreviated to bofh is a long running series of short stories by new zealand writer simon travaglia. The pfy takes the how to be a bastard operator from hell test. Imagine a company that works your way because you built a system that works your way, or just works, period. Read a problem from hell online free book in epub, txt or pdf. Book 3 20112014 free download as pdf file, text file, or read online for free.
Buy bastard operator from hell by travaglia, simon, allen, david, abrams, peter isbn. The bastard operator from hell and the paintball session. Bofh abbreviation stands for bastard operator from hell. Bastard operator from hell ii son of the bastard slashdot. Bastard system manager from hell i get into my office and its my first day i want to make a good impression, so i empty my in tray into the bin. First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias alter ego, given that the characters name is simon the very few times any first name is used at all who abuses his position to both inflict misery upon.
And given the current job market for people who know linux, you can walk away from the next idiot, and the next. The queues waaaay too long to have everything printed and sorted by the time i told them, so i kill all the small jobs so theres only 2 left and i. Bastard operator from hell works archive of our own. Welcome to our special issue on violence in the workplace, i mean system administration. Despite the picture on the cover, linux journal does not normally advocate violence as a solution to system administration issues. Based upon the the bastard operator from hell stories written by simon paul travaglia. Its the story of an abusive it guy basically doing whatever he wants to users and getting away with it. Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go.
The bastard operator from hell the bofh goes on a trade show outing. I cry to the pfy, happily recognising that alltoofamiliar scent in the air. Several other people have written stories about bofhs, but those by simon travaglia are considered canonical. Bastard operator from hell 1 include characters clark kent 1 lex luthor 1 bofh 1 pfy 1 include relationships include additional tags other tags to include exclude. Be careful, though, the only things that go in the main namespace are tropes and should be created through the ykttw system. Samantha power, free book online in epub, txt, pdf at. Bastard operator from hell, compleat archives metafilter. The list of abbreviations related to bofh bastard operator from hell. I assign the tape device to null its so much more economical on my time as i dont have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital. This is a collection of links to most of the bofh stories from 2000 to 2016 for bofh episodes from before 2000. I hope you like it so much youll tell your friends about it. I get to work and im a bit tired so i plug a thick hunk of copper across the three phase supply and throw the switch.
Book 3 20112014 or read online here in pdf or epub. Bastard operator from hell operator or systems operator or sysop is a historical term for what wed today call a sys admin. The bastard operator from hell style excuse server. The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer several other people have written stories about bofhs, but those by simon travaglia are considered canonical. Xavier leigh is a determined, successful businessman whose employees refer to as the bastard boss. The queues waaaay too long to have everything printed and sorted by the time i told them, so i kill all the small jobs so theres only 2 left and i can sort them in no time. Book 3 20112014 pdf download download the bastard operator omnibus. The bastard operator from hell university of waterloo. The bastart operator frae hell bofh, is an imaginary rogue seestem admeenistrator that taks oot his anger on uisers aft cried lossers, his colleagues, bosses an awbody that gets in his wey. The electronic rights of the original bofh are owned by datamation magazine. Dec 01, 2000 in the real world, a system administrator can walk away from idiots. Despite careful control we cannot assume any liability for the content of the linked pages. Beautiful bastard by christina lauren in doc, fb2, txt download ebook. I cry to the pfy, happily recognising that alltoofamiliar scent.
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